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Category: Doctor Who
Posted on April 25, 2018 by Gary
BIG WHO

Doctor Who/Big Nate fusion fanfiction
by Gary Kleppe

Doctor Who was created by Sydney Newman, C. E. Webber, and Donald Wilson, and developed by too many other talented folk to name. Big Nate was created and written by Lincoln Peirce. This is fan material written and freely distributed solely for the enjoyment of other fans. I do not claim ownership of nor legal right to use either series nor their associated trademarks.

All honest feedback is welcomed and encouraged.


EPISODE TWO
A World Of His Own

Okay, I think, let's not panic just yet. Chadap still has a pulse. His hearts are both beating. He's still alive, but he's in a world of his own. The house is secure, but Mister Brain has left the premises.

I notice Niblosky behind me. "What happened?" he asks.

"Don't know. An accident, maybe?" Let's not mention whose dumb idea it was for Chadap to be practicing here unsupervised. The kiddie equipment that they give us is supposed to be absolutely safe, but news flash: not everything we're told is true.

"I'll go get help," Niblosky says. A moment later, he returns with Mr. Asornek, and I go through the obligatory explanation again. No, we don't know what happened; I just found him like this.

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Category: Doctor Who
Posted on April 11, 2018 by Gary
BIG WHO

Doctor Who/Big Nate fusion fanfiction
by Gary Kleppe

Doctor Who was created by Sydney Newman, C. E. Webber, and Donald Wilson, and developed by too many other talented folk to name. Big Nate was created and written by Lincoln Peirce. This is fan material written and freely distributed solely for the enjoyment of other fans. I do not claim ownership of nor legal right to use either series nor their associated trademarks.

All honest feedback is welcomed and encouraged.


EPISODE ONE
Who's Who

There are only a few things I'd rather be doing than talking with Chief School Administrator Skolnik in his office at Intermediate Public School #32767, if by few things one actually means billions of things basically including everything in the known universe.

"I'm concerned, son," the big guy says. "A lot of us here feel that you're making choices that you may end up regretting for the rest of your life." Okay, so it's going to be one of those talks. With Skolnik it's always one of two. Either he goes full psycho and chews you out within an inch of your life, or he tries to be understanding and supportive. I'm not sure how he decides which to do. Maybe it's determined by lunar phases, or by whatever mood he happens to be in on the day in question, or it's all secretly calculated as part of some grand psychological strategy.

"I know what you mean," I answer. "Like yesterday, when I picked lunch entree number two. I mean, what was that stuff? Some kind of textured vegetable protein? I think it'll be months before I can get that taste out of my—"

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